An ode to ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas, made specifically for MainWP.
The famous poem details a visit from St. Nicholas and published anonymously in 1832 according to Wikipedia. You can find the full, original lyrics here at HuffPost.
I remember as a child having the book for the poem with colorful illustrations.
I present to you ‘Twas the night before Christmas – MainWP style.
‘Twas the Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Chrismas, when all through the land,
Not a website was slowing, not even for a stand,
The websites were comfy, updated, and fast,
Sure to keep humming, and built to last!
For it was MainWP, that our heroes will use,
To keep things scheduled, on task without abuse.
We are all waiting for St. Dennis to come,
Knowing he will help us keep our websites chum!
While the snowfall is falling and we enjoy our eggnog,
With a twist of bourbon or a London Fog.
We sit back and relax on this Christmas Day,
Cause we know that in a jiffy, our sites we update.
Now come Keith, come, Bogdan, come the whole team!
Help us as we protect our client’s biggest dreams.
We need your help, every day of the year,
When we are ready for support you are there!
With a quick click and a 2FA,
We are inside knocking bots out of the way!
Keeping sites up and running the right way,
Optimized and humming, with speed straight away.
The bots are lost and running amuck,
Because of security, the hacks are down struck!
The sites are always running and all airtight,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
